Saturday, 24 September 2011

Me Old Mum Wins The Month

She is the scourge of the neighbourhood but Me Old Mum continues to show she's a top tipster in the HCE Monthly Competition. Late this evening, as the flying monkeys circled high above, she was crowned winner with 28pts. She takes no prisoners. Laughs in the face of her opposition who she calls ''Those Auntie M's'' and stirs her cauldron with contempt at those who mock her skills. It's Hallow e'en next month. It will take a brave soul to think they can steal her glory as top tipster with two winning months. ''Now, pretties''