Bored Of Rats & Children We've Hired The Pied Piper Of Hamelin To Work His Magic




Those damn rats! That's what he said when I gave him a call. I expected the sound of a magic pipe but low and behold I received a Tweet from the Pied Piper of Hamelin. He's branched out since the episode of non payment and missing kids. He's now running a marketing company on the outskirts of Hemel Hempstead. Well, I guess it makes sense if you have the power to influence, hey. It's not every day you chat with a man with a magic flute. He's a marvel. I'm pretty sure his magic is working on you at this very moment. He's whispering to you... A combination of pipe, magic, frantic fingers let loose on Twitter and an impulse to click on the picture above. Make no mistake he has you under his spell. Please, don't fight it. You're dealing with a professional. I hate to imagine what he's going to charge for all this work. Luckily I don't have children, rats or a king's ransom. I knew this was a bad idea.... 

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