The Pleasant Critic: Wayward Lad

The sound of footsteps echo as he draws closer. A pompous man who takes pleasure in sharpening his teeth with a scalpel before plunging them deep into your prose, sucking every last drop of energy from your blog. As his pale hand reaches to push open the door, he stops, thinking for a moment, then walks on...

Sit back. Relax. Light a cigar, enjoying the comfort of your suede smoking jacket in the knowledge you have a winning blog: Wayward Lad.  That gentle knock at the door beholds The Pleasant Critic. A giving man, appreciative, charming, who sings your praises akin to Aled Jones duetting with Susan Boyle on a Sunday night with a   choir of Welsh tenors, after a booze-up at Chepstow races. Enjoy the warm glow which comes from the realisation that your blogging community commends your efforts.  


HCE recommends Wayward Lad as a great read.

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